everythingtrulywrongwithsao: Since someone’s gotta do this: SAO DND TABLE AU Kirito has the most...

everythingtrulywrongwithsao:

Since someone’s gotta do this: SAO DND TABLE AU

• Kirito has the most DND experience after Klein and Agil, mostly in weird online text groups. He only DM’d though. This is his first time playing the game with a Player Character, so he ends making the most comically Sappy and Tragic backstory and says his character is a Lone Wolf despite being in a party with half a dozen people. Insists his fighter is a **~~Chaotic Neutral~~** when he is clearly, comically Lawful Good
  
• Asuna had never played DND in her life but she got like the best possible stat rolls. She used to think DND is for loser nerds before playing it but by the end of the first session she is roaring in excitement over NAT20s. Lawful Good Paladin
• Lisbeth has played before; more into roleplaying and making hilarious shit happen than in combat. “You roll to seduce the door” is exasperatedly told by her DM at least twice per session. Her character had short-lived romantic subplots with Asuna’s and then Kirito’s but she quickly dropped them because they can’t RP for shit. Chaotic Neutral Rogue
• Silica never knows what the hell is going on at the table, but she is having the most fun by far. That One Person Who Dresses Like Her Character. Neutral Good Bard/Ranger (Multiclassed)
• Agil can only make it to half the sessions because he has actual responsibilities. DND Veteran. He is the only one who takes this as seriously as he is good at it, That’s The Joke. Lawful Neutral Monk
• Klein is that one guy who NEVER sees the NPC’s betrayal of the party coming. Like, ever. Kirito helped him figure out the rules for the new DND edition. Tries to score with the NPC ladies despite his low charisma stat. Always pays for the pizza. Everyone thinks he’s the coolest guy at the table, but would never say it to his face. Chaotic Good Fighter
• Suguha got interested after seeing her brother’s enthusiasm over DND and joined in their second campaign. Was kinda nervous over being new to a stablished group, but fit in perfectly. Figured she’d get into the combat and made a Cool Warrior Lady but wound up falling in love with her character and before she knew it she had written like 10 pages worth of backstory. Chaotic Good Arcane Warrior
• Sinon joins in the middle of their second campaign. Met Kirito previously in a Remarkably Bad online one shot Pathfinder campaign in a modern setting with the edgiest of DMs featuring the edgiest of antagonists. Only thing written in her character’s sheet is “doesn’t talk much”. Does not do a whole lot outside of killing monsters but everyone thinks her character is the absolute coolest anyway. Has actually read the rulebook. True Neutral Ranger
• Their first group got together through a really shady DND/homebrew group call. Kayaba was the DM and he was just like, the weirdest guy ever. Dude looks like a hobo but he lives in a pretty fancy house, go figure. Insists the party should take his OP NPC with them and what do you mean he is suspicious guys, trust me, Heathcliff is a Lawful Good Paladin who’d never do anything wrong. He isn’t gonna turn out to be the Big Bad or anything Asuna please stop casting Sense Alignment. Everyone more or less agrees he was the fucking weirdest but they’re really grateful to him for bringing them together