“[Though it’s embarrassing to admit and highly unlikely...

“[Though it’s embarrassing to admit and highly unlikely I’ll be able to pull it off convincingly,] I’m a bit tempted to write ‘a fic where all the girls are paired up and Kirito gets shipped with a self-insert/OC. The idea is literally just self-indulgent fluff, so I figure I might as well go all out with it.”